Do You Where Anything Under Your Kilt

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What do men wewar under the kilt - a few hours later, the drunk gets up to take a piss. He thinks for a minute and says, "To be perfectly honest, I don' t know how you got away, and I don' t know what you did, and I don' t know who you did it to, but I' m sure glad to see that you got first prize! ".' The vast majority of Scotsmen still choose to wear nothing beneath their kilts, according to a survey out today. He stands up, walks over to the bushes, hikes up his kilt, looks down and sees the blue ribbon.

The survey of men north of the border revealed that 69 per cent of kilt - wearers prefer to" go commando" . - one man admitted wearing a thong with a batman motif. Of the remainder, 14 per cent said they wore boxers and 10 per cent chose briefs - with 7 per cent admitting to falling into the rather ambiguous" other" category. Researchers found that a large number of Scotsmen often made up their minds on the basis of how formal the occasion was. What about you? Many preferred to wear underwear for occasions such as weddings, while on less formal outings such as rugby matches they went without. Do you where anything under your kilt?

What do you usually answer to a curious ones when asked the most popular and' favourite' question: What do you wear under your kilt? - that is just your top secret but what to do with all those who want to get that information from you? If you often have nothing to say or just to shy to replay maybe it is time to stand in front of the mirror and try some of those propositions of an intelligent responses: How badly do you want to know? Me mother once told me a real lady wouldn' t ask. How warm are your hands? She was right, God bless' er. On a good day, lipstick.

My Scottish pride. - play your cards right and you can find out. If so, where do you jog and when? Tell me madam, would you go jogging without a bra? Sorry, I' m a bit shy and not much good with words. Talcum powder. Give me your hand.

So which one do you like the most? - remember to answer with full confidence and right dose of humor!